grunt
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Does your village have enough idiots yet?If not i'd like to offer my services. 
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Mick McCann
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Three questions.
Do you have a belt to keep your pants up?
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fartcatcher
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what qualifications do you have?
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grunt
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| Papa Jo wrote: | Three questions.
Do you have a belt to keep your pants up? |
Are you being american or do you mean my undercrackers?
No i havent read your book
Snicket
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Pond Life
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How big are your caudal fins?
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Mick McCann
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| grunt wrote: | | Papa Jo wrote: | Three questions.
Do you have a belt to keep your pants up? |
Are you being american or do you mean my undercrackers?
No i havent read your book
Snicket |
No it was a trick questions,
1) There was only one questions
2) I meant your pants and a real village idiot would know that string (in place of belt) keeping their pants up is a prerequisite of village idiocy.
Yes you have read my book you big liar.
snicket - Ah not from Leeds then.
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Mick McCann
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| Pond Life wrote: | | How big are your caudal fins? |
Kin'ell Pond, let them settle in before you hit them with the big personal shit.
Have you got a cock?
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grunt
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| fartcatcher wrote: | | what qualifications do you have? |
I have 6 o levels and a full driving license with only 2 endorsements
I used to be a scout and enjoy table tennis and music
I am also reliable and am able to learn quickly
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Mick McCann
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| grunt wrote: | | fartcatcher wrote: | | what qualifications do you have? |
I used to be a scout |
There you are Pond Life we have a cock.
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Pond Life
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We had one already didn't we PJ?
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grunt
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Apparently i have spiny pectoral fins which i use to crawl over the sea floor.
Bit disappointing.
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Pond Life
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Better than anal fins 
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bearing
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| Papa Jo wrote: | | grunt wrote: | | fartcatcher wrote: | | what qualifications do you have? |
I used to be a scout |
There you are Pond Life we have a cock. |
I was a Scout as well!
Git!
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Mick McCann
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| Pond Life wrote: | | We had one already didn't we PJ? |
| bearing wrote: | | Papa Jo wrote: | | grunt wrote: | | fartcatcher wrote: | | what qualifications do you have? |
I used to be a scout |
There you are Pond Life we have a cock. |
I was a Scout as well!
Git! |
No I meant scout = male ergo will have a cock. Not scout = cock. Ooh..... I'm like a scientist me int it with mi fancy equations.
And the lord said let their be science and you shall knowest the truth.
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fartcatcher
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| grunt wrote: | | fartcatcher wrote: | | what qualifications do you have? |
I have 6 o levels and a full driving license with only 2 endorsements
I used to be a scout and enjoy table tennis and music
I am also reliable and am able to learn quickly |
i think that makes you overqualified for the forum let alone being a village idiot.
Can you rub two sticks together and make a fire then? Always wanted to do that
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lebowski
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| fartcatcher wrote: | | grunt wrote: | | fartcatcher wrote: | | what qualifications do you have? |
I have 6 o levels and a full driving license with only 2 endorsements
I used to be a scout and enjoy table tennis and music
I am also reliable and am able to learn quickly |
i think that makes you overqualified for the forum let alone being a village idiot.
Can you rub two sticks together and make a fire then? Always wanted to do that |
These some new technology thats been invented that helps with all that stuff - they're called 'matches' - Always happy to help 
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grunt
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| Pond Life wrote: | Better than anal fins
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Anal fins - the most inconvenient of all the fins, haven't got one of those.
I'm glad the eye was labelled, might have mistaken it for another fin.
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