Archive for www.regdafishthinktank.com Home Of The Best Thread Ever!          www.regdafishthinktank.com Forum Index -> Life in the fish bowl Pond Life Donkey!! Police in southern Russia are investigating allegations of animal cruelty after a donkey was made to parasail as part of an advertising stunt, Russian media report. The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract people to their private beach. Witnesses near the beach on the Sea of Azov in the Krasnodar region said the animal had been screaming in fear. It landed in the water and was pulled onto the shore, said police. "The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told AFP news agency. "No-one had the brains to call police." Instead, bystanders took photos and phoned newspapers, she said. "It was put up so high into the sky that the children on the beach cried and asked their parents: 'Why did they tie a doggy to a parachute?'" Taman newspaper reported last week. "The donkey landed in an atrocious manner: it was dragged several metres along the water, after which the animal was pulled out half-alive onto the shore," the paper reported. Police began to investigate after the incident, which occurred at the coastal village of Golubitskaya, was aired on national news on Tuesday. The businessmen responsible may face criminal charges for animal cruelty, according to news agency RIA-Novosti. Pond Life Didn't they used to throw donkeys from towers in Spain? Poor donkeys. Carp Sod them. I hate donkeys. What good has a donkey ever done? Aye? Fin Has anyone checked the whereabouts of Amy Winehouse? Why use a donkey parasailing to attract people to your beach,how many other ideas would you have before you came up with that monkey tennis anyone? Pond Life Carp wrote: Sod them. I hate donkeys. What good has a donkey ever done? Aye? Funny, i was listening to some Karl Pilkington yesterday, he seems to think that animals should justify their existence too. bearing Carp wrote: Sod them. I hate donkeys. What good has a donkey ever done? Aye? Blasphemer! Fin assphemer! Carp This could revolutionise the seaside donkey ride. Pond Life Carp wrote: This could revolutionise the seaside donkey ride. Not that that will interest you, donkey hater! bearing Pond Life wrote: Carp wrote: This could revolutionise the seaside donkey ride. Not that that will interest you, donkey hater! And him being religious n'all... If it weren't for a donkey, you'd have nowhere to go on a Sunday young Carp! Carp I used to go on marches against them, well - it was just me really, and it was more of a walk to the paper shop than a march, but the principle was there. Fin bearing wrote: Pond Life wrote: Carp wrote: This could revolutionise the seaside donkey ride. Not that that will interest you, donkey hater! And him being religious n'all... If it weren't for a donkey, you'd have nowhere to go on a Sunday young Carp! I thought that was just a vicious rumor Carp what you get up to at the weekend is your business *tries to wipe picture from mind* Plastic Man Re: Donkey!! Pond Life wrote: "The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told AFP news agency. "No-one had the brains to call police." Instead, bystanders took photos and phoned newspapers, she said. The only difference over here would be that they'd be trying to phone GM fucking TV for their 15 minutes of fame on the sofa with Ann Diamond "reliving the nightmare". Carp Re: Donkey!! Plastic Man wrote: Pond Life wrote: "The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told AFP news agency. "No-one had the brains to call police." Instead, bystanders took photos and phoned newspapers, she said. The only difference over here would be that they'd be trying to phone GM fucking TV for their 15 minutes of fame on the sofa with Ann Diamond "reliving the nightmare". Bit like on here with poor Cheryl Carp Fin wrote: bearing wrote: Pond Life wrote: Carp wrote: This could revolutionise the seaside donkey ride. Not that that will interest you, donkey hater! And him being religious n'all... If it weren't for a donkey, you'd have nowhere to go on a Sunday young Carp! I thought that was just a vicious rumor Carp what you get up to at the weekend is your business *tries to wipe picture from mind*  Don't knock till you try it Pond Life Carp wrote: I used to go on marches against them, well - it was just me really, and it was more of a walk to the paper shop than a march, but the principle was there. Wish i had known about this earlier, i would have applied the same principles to my jaunt into Kingston this morning but anti your anti donkey stance! Carp Ha! Equine lover. You should be put against the wall. I bet you have sugar lumps in your pockets. Pond Life Carp wrote: Ha! Equine lover. You should be put against the wall. I bet you have sugar lumps in your pockets. How dare you suggest such a thing!! I hope you are being deliberately provocative?? As you well know it is NOT recommended that people go round shoving sugar down the throats of animals. It rots their teeth and causes no end of problems. I carry with me a bag of carrots. Forest I think this may be a macedonian recipe.. Stewed donkey with beans Ingredients: an onion, a bay leaf, two stalks of white celery, salt, black pepper and butter. Menu ingredients: stewed donkey one package corona beans in tomato sauce one package polenta one package extra virgin olive oil   Preparation: Cut the onion into round slices and the celery into small pieces. Saute them in a frying pan with oil, butter, and a bay leaf. Add salt and pepper as well as the beans. Heat and then add the stewed donkey. Continue heating and add salt and pepper to taste. In the meantime prepare the polenta which will be served on plates with the sauce prepared using the stewed donkey. Carp Pond Life wrote: Carp wrote: Ha! Equine lover. You should be put against the wall. I bet you have sugar lumps in your pockets. How dare you suggest such a thing!! I hope you are being deliberately provocative?? Yeah? Well - you are the one that practically said you wanted to marry one. Pond Life Carp wrote: Pond Life wrote: Carp wrote: Ha! Equine lover. You should be put against the wall. I bet you have sugar lumps in your pockets. How dare you suggest such a thing!! I hope you are being deliberately provocative?? Yeah? Well - you are the one that practically said you wanted to marry one. They certainly would be higher on the list than you. Mule mutilator! Grind You have to be careful of those russian mules. They're dangerous. Late Doors Fin wrote: Has anyone checked the whereabouts of Amy Winehouse? I heard she had.......... *leaves it*   Grind Late Doors wrote: Fin wrote: Has anyone checked the whereabouts of Amy Winehouse? I heard she had.......... *leaves it*   Is that her f#ck me donkey? Carp bearing wrote: Pond Life wrote: Carp wrote: This could revolutionise the seaside donkey ride. Not that that will interest you, donkey hater! And him being religious n'all... If it weren't for a donkey, you'd have nowhere to go on a Sunday young Carp! I don't believe the bit about the donkey. More likely a giraffe or a bear. bearing Bleedin' Baptists! sheeps Parts of me are similar to a Donkey *upholds smut level till Clack gets back* Carp big ears. buck teeth, eyes on the side of your face? sheeps That's me. bearing Are donkeys bald? sheeps This one is. Forest sheeps wrote: Parts of me are similar to a Donkey Your a bit of an ass then? sheeps When Dock comes back you will all get a right rollocking for picking on me. bearing Forest wrote: sheeps wrote: Parts of me are similar to a Donkey Your a bit of an ass then? Less of the insults sonny! Forest bearing wrote: Forest wrote: sheeps wrote: Parts of me are similar to a Donkey Your a bit of an ass then? Less of the insults sonny! Soz Sheeps. sheeps S' ok. Carp bearing wrote: Forest wrote: sheeps wrote: Parts of me are similar to a Donkey Your a bit of an ass then? Less of the insults sonny! Eeyore ways calls him names bearing Carp wrote: bearing wrote: Forest wrote: sheeps wrote: Parts of me are similar to a Donkey Your a bit of an ass then? Less of the insults sonny! Eeyore ways calls him names Pond Life bearing I think it would be only fair if they got hot branding irons onto those mugs, just to even up the abuse a little. Grind Did they overcharge the donkey then? The evil bastards. Sir Bulldog Craggwood I'm far more concerned about cruelty to humans I think those guys should get the Order of Lenin for their ingenuity You have to look at the history of Russia before getting too moral with them. Revolution, absolutism, purges, world wars, dictatorship, millions exiled or executed, famines so bad cannibalism often resulted, genocide, vodka - there have been very few eras of normalcy and civility in Russia over the last 200 years - its no wonder some beach pikeys think this a good idea I once got scared to death by a gypsey woman on Scarborough beach shouting at me that my kite MIGHT fall down and injure her donkeys - she was a right cunt Carp Just as I thought. Bloody donkey was hamming it up. Bleating on and scaring children for a bit of publicity and pity. http://www.mn.ru/russia/20100723/187947742.html Pond Life The law is an ass. bearing Pond Life wrote: The law is an ass. Cunt! Carp Bearing should change his sig. It is misleading and biased. Carp bearing wrote: Pond Life wrote: The law is an ass. Cunt! Charmer bearing Carp wrote: bearing wrote: Pond Life wrote: The law is an ass. Cunt! Charmer I take offence at being called an Ass!   Carp I see you have incorporated a scurrilous attack on my good name in your signature. bearing It's not scurrilous, it happens to be true Carp I don't hate them I just think they are animals of disrepute.        www.regdafishthinktank.com Forum Index -> Life in the fish bowl Page 1 of 1