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fartcatcher

Useful inventions that haven't been invented yet

A little beeper that goes off every time you accidentally hit Caps Lock

A nut detector for people with a nut allergy. It would work very much like a mine detector.
Grind

Re: Useful inventions that haven't been invented yet

fartcatcher wrote:
A little beeper that goes off every time you accidentally hit Caps Lock

A nut detector for people with a nut allergy. It would work very much like a mine detector.


An alert that could go off to warn you that a post is likely to be gash and not worth opening.  
Grind

A vibrating thing that could go off in your underwear when some fit chuff gives you a second look.
sheeps

Re: Useful inventions that haven't been invented yet

Grind wrote:
fartcatcher wrote:
A little beeper that goes off every time you accidentally hit Caps Lock

A nut detector for people with a nut allergy. It would work very much like a mine detector.


An alert that could go off to warn you that a post is likely to be gash and not worth opening.  


*starts Christmas present list*
Grind

Keep that up and I'll have to do a Clacker and come back as Grind II.
sheeps

Grind wrote:
A vibrating thing that could go off in your underwear when some fit chuff gives you a second look.


*puts second item on list*
sheeps

Grind wrote:
Keep that up and I'll have to do a Clacker and come back as Grind II.


I meant for me crack debris.
Pond Life

An alarm that lets you know when you are within a one mile radius of Liam Fox so you can quickly get tooled up.


Something to zap chelsea fans with so that they just perish.
sheeps

A hat that when you wear it you like Gypsies.
Pond Life

sheeps wrote:
A hat that when you wear it you like Gypsies.


A little hat?
Grind

sheeps wrote:
A hat that when you wear it you like Gypsies.


That's beyond human science as we know it.
Pond Life

A radish remover.
sheeps

Pond Life wrote:
sheeps wrote:
A hat that when you wear it you like Gypsies.


A little hat?


Possibly.

*looks for sellotape*
Grind

Pond Life wrote:
A radish remover.


Arf, arf.  
fartcatcher

fart neutralising spray
bearing

We need some Scots to sort these inventions out.
sheeps

fartcatcher wrote:
fart neutralising spray


What would be the point of that?

Conversation levels would plummet in our house.
Grind

fartcatcher wrote:
fart neutralising spray


Or a much bigger radish.
sheeps

bearing wrote:
We need some Scots to sort these inventions out.


Or a Faroe Islander.
bearing

sheeps wrote:
bearing wrote:
We need some Scots to sort these inventions out.


Or a Faroe Islander.


oh aye, they're better than the Scots aren't they.
sheeps

They have a better football team.
Forest

bearing wrote:
We need some Scots to sort these inventions out.


sheeps

Forest wrote:
bearing wrote:
We need some Scots to sort these inventions out.




PL been at the spray tan again?
Tank Girl

bearing

Blimey TG, no need to wear a red shirt is there.
sheeps

Tank Girl wrote:


   
Pond Life

Some sort of particle disintegration system to stop people dithering in front of me in the high street.
sheeps

Exact money dispensing purses for old lasses.
Pond Life

A reminder bell at bus stops for people to find their passes or change 10 mins before the bus arrives, not wait till they get on the fucking thing.

Similar things in shops with long queues.
Seal

Chewing gum that cleans your teeth then dissolves
Seal

Chewing gum (or even something else) that shaves your beard for you.
Dock

Ipod headphones that when the user has the volume too fucking anti-socially high on a bus, the aforementioned headhones constrict around the users neck until they can no longer breathe, and die.

Result: One less mannerless fuck walking around on gods good earth. Job done!  
Pond Life

Dock

Is that for cutting their ipod wire? or for cutting their head off?
Pond Life

It's for the wires. Unless they have a very skinny neck. Like a swan. Even then you'd struggle.
Pond Life

Though it can be used in a cutting remark kind of way.



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