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Carp
smidgin taller than Dock
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| Good point....Never use your knob to stir molten liquids. Sounds obvious enough know, but we all do silly things when we are not thinking |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Mrs Fuck (Joe Fucks mum) wrote: | You set of bastards Our Joes
in a right fucking state now. |
No one gets in a fucking state like him when he fucking gets going. |
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grunt
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Welcome Fucks. |
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Plastic Man
7th Earl of Otley
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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| coincidentally different wrote: | | No one gets in a fucking state like him when he fucking gets going. |
Does it adversely affect his posting rate? |
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Joe Fuck
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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| coincidentally different wrote: | | Mrs Fuck (Joe Fucks mum) wrote: | You set of bastards Our Joes
in a right fucking state now. |
No one gets in a fucking state like him when he fucking gets going. |
You better fucking believe it baby |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Plastic Man wrote: | | coincidentally different wrote: | | No one gets in a fucking state like him when he fucking gets going. |
Does it adversely affect his posting rate? |
Nothing adversely affects his fucking posting rate like getting in a fucking state does when it gets fucking going. |
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Birt Docks
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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| You all need to calm down. Jam can be purchased as well. |
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Pond Life
One of Darwin's dead ends.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes just beehive you lot. |
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Carp
smidgin taller than Dock
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Buzz off |
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Forest
TV & Film Pundit Extraordinaire
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Birt Docks wrote: | | You all need to calm down. Jam can be purchased as well. |
We need to preserve what's left of our dignity and calm down.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Forest wrote: | | Birt Docks wrote: | | You all need to calm down. Jam can be purchased as well. |
We need to preserve what's left of our dignity and calm down. |
Spread the word Brother. |
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Carp
smidgin taller than Dock
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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| ok honey |
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Carp
smidgin taller than Dock
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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| I wonder if anyone invented a jam machine that can make bread |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Carp wrote: | | I wonder if anyone invented a jam machine that can make bread |
I might see if i can make one, i need the dough. |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:52 am Post subject: |
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Fit as a butcher’s dog they say. Our local butcher was closed down in the mid 80’s by the health and safety people and he kicked his dog to death in a drunken rage.
I only eat fish now. |
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Guest
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| Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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Unbeknown to him I have been stealing prescription drugs from a man I work with. I have now become heavily dependent on them. Imagine my surprise when he got angry with me when I announced I was suing him for getting me into this drug hell.
The nerve of some people. |
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Guest
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| Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| I saw a man with odd shoes on the other day when I asked him about it he explained that he had a false leg. How long are the BBC going to let this go on? |
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Major StJohn Stinjon
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| Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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You can tell a lot about a man by looking at his shoes.
I know. I was in the army. |
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Guest
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| Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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| I agree on the issues of shoes. I was with the police force for 11 days when they released me with no charge |
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Guest
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| Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| I was an ice cream salesman and my shoes were always sticky in June. Better than being in the army though |
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